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Shipping, Returns, & FAQs

Q: How long will it take my order to get to me?
A: Orders are processed with in 24 hours of the time they were placed and after they are approved and processed they will shipped out within 2 business days unless otherwise desired.

Q: Once shipped, how long will it take to get to me?
A: 3 to 5 business days. If you would like it expedited shipping please make sure to choose that option at check out and it will arrive in 2 business days.

Q: How much is shipping?
A: Free for any order over $50! $4 for standard shipping and $12 for expedited

Q: I need to return my order, how do I do that?
A: Please notify this shop at with in 7 days of the landed shipment and we will see what we can do. Exchanges can be made if it is our mistake. If there is sizing issues, we are happy to exchange for a better fit! Refunds will be considered on a case basis due to the nature of the product.

Q: What is the sizing like?
A: SX: 0-2 or 24-25  |  S: 4-6 or 26-27  |  M: 8-10 or 28-29  |  L: 12-14 or 30 to 32
Now these do run a little small so to be safe, buy a size up if you are an in between size. (like most of us are here at RV)

Q: I am going to be using these while sweating my ass off at a festival, are they water proof?
A: Not yet! We are working on that. In the mean time you can buy these little guys to help protect you #privatekeepings from moisture.

Q: Will these eat my pubic hair?
A: They shouldn't! With the pocket located on the outside you should be safe. 

Q: These feel like a bathing suit, can I swim in these?
A: We made them out of spandex because we love a basic tank dress and cotton on cotton is no bueno! You can definitely swim in these but be careful, they are still an intimate. We have used them surfing under a wetsuit to keep a car key safe and they held up with the protection of the neoprene. 

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